why’s my girlfriend so cute though. 

I hate Colby.  

yourtaylorswift:

*love

yourtaylorswift:

yourtaylorswift:

the-niall-anon:

yourtaylorswift:

the-niall-anon:

it’s still weird knowing that nicole has a boyfriend.

idk man it’s just weird. she isn’t allowed to grow up.

this is acceptable. gdjsgha and then she’s gonna turn 15 and i will probably cry ok.

…

SWEATPANTS HAIR TIED CHILLIN WITH NO MAKE UP ON. THAT’S WHEN YOU LOOK THE BEST GIRL PLEASE DONT TAKE IT WRONG

i swear, you should have been in high school musical. 

yourchachiganon:

the-niall-anon:

it’s still weird knowing that nicole has a boyfriend. 

idk man it’s just weird. she isn’t allowed to grow up.

this is not acceptable. gdjsgha and then she’s gonna turn 15 and i will probably cry ok. 

oh goodness gracious colby .__. 

NOT. OKAY. 

you’re turning 14 again this year ok? ok. 

yourtaylorswift:

the-niall-anon:

yourtaylorswift:

the-niall-anon:

it’s still weird knowing that nicole has a boyfriend. 

idk man it’s just weird. she isn’t allowed to grow up.

this is acceptable. gdjsgha and then she’s gonna turn 15 and i will probably cry ok. 

my baby nicole omg

she’s gonna be 15 tho. fsjhdgds and she has a boyfriend. hgdsjghdsjgds i can’t. 

you’re so cuteee. it’s gonna be okay. little siblings should like never grow up.

i remember when she was 5. she was so cute. and now she wear makeup and shit. unacceptable. 

yourtaylorswift:

the-niall-anon:

it’s still weird knowing that nicole has a boyfriend. 

idk man it’s just weird. she isn’t allowed to grow up.

this is acceptable. gdjsgha and then she’s gonna turn 15 and i will probably cry ok. 

my baby nicole omg

she’s gonna be 15 tho. fsjhdgds and she has a boyfriend. hgdsjghdsjgds i can’t. 

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

the-niall-anon:

your-selgomez:

colby: “i’m cold, come cuddle with me.”
taylor: “sorry i don’t like physical contact”

i’m pretty sure thats happened before tho ..

i know, she told me about it. silly colbzzz

like, more…

NOOOO, they don’t say “hey lets bang” they say “wanna fuck” DAMNIT COLBZ GET YO SHIT TOGETHER YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET TAYLOR TO REFUSE FUCKING AT THIS RATE

she wants me though. 

au contraire, dear colbz. she only wants niall, justin bieber, me, or kristen stewart. YEAH, THATS RIGHT. SHE WANTS KRISTEN STEWART.

she wants niall and justin bieber? well I’m fucked. 

you’re forgetting kristen stewart. OMG, ITS LIKE A REAL LIFE TWILIGHT. KRISTEN STEWART AND TAYLOR. LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER. AND THEN THERE’S… you. YOU DONT FIT INTO THE TWILIGHT LOVE TRIANGLE. DAMNIT COLBZ GET YO SHIT TOGETHER FUCK

HGSDAGS IM TRYING. I CANT COMPARE TO NIALL, JUSTIN BIEBER OR KRISTEN STEWART. 

FUCKING COLBY. ALWAYS SCREWING SHIT UP. UGH. THIS IS WHY TAYLOR LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU.

I CANT BE WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO BE. 

COLBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WAIT WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NICKNAME FOR ME LIKE I HAVE FOR YOU. THIS ISNT OK. COLBZ, YOU NEED A NAME FOR ME LIKE I CALL YOU COLBZ.

SELZ.

NO. NOT ACCEPTABLE. YOU’RE JUST JACKING MY SWAG. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME COLBZ???!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! I DO NOT APPROVE.

IM NOT ORIGINAL. SOWWY. 

FUCKING.GET.YOUR.SHIT.TOGETHER.

IF YOU DON’T COME UP WITH A NICKKNAME FOR ME TAYLOR WONT TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

IM GONNA CALL YOU JELLYBEAN CAUSE I JUST HAD JELLYBEANS ~

sigh, fine, but only because its 19238478947x better than any nickanmes that tay has made up for me.

NOTE: TAYLOR, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME JELLYBEAN. ONLY COLBZ. OK? OK.

i own the rights to jellybean ~

it’s still weird knowing that nicole has a boyfriend. 

idk man it’s just weird. she isn’t allowed to grow up.

this is not acceptable. gdjsgha and then she’s gonna turn 15 and i will probably cry ok.